About Drilling Uranus

At Drilling Uranus, we take exploration seriously. Our mission is to grant ordinary people the extraordinary opportunity to claim their stake in one of the universe’s most mysterious, alluring, and poorly understood bodies: Uranus.

For centuries, humanity has gazed upward, wondering what it might feel like to go deeper, to push past the surface, to leave a lasting mark on the unknown. With our exclusive certificates of drilling rights, that dream can finally be consummated.

Founded on the belief that Uranus should be accessible, intimate, and occasionally uncomfortable, Drilling Uranus was established to help you, or someone special, plant a flag in cosmic history. Whether you’re expressing eternal devotion, asserting dominance over a rival, or simply proving you’ve got what it takes to penetrate new frontiers, our certificates make it official.

Every claim is carefully recorded, sealed, and framed to withstand even the most vigorous scrutiny. After all, when it comes to Uranus, we believe in going in deep, leaving nothing to chance, and making sure your entry is properly documented.

So whether you’re staking your claim for love, revenge, or sheer curiosity, remember:

History favors the bold, and Uranus favors the drill.