Framed Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus

$49.00
Frame:

Secure the official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, a framed document that appears serious at first glance and becomes very funny once you read it. Designed to look legitimate, absurd, and worthy of wall space.

This is a perfect gift for couples, friends, anniversaries, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates official nonsense with a straight face.

Personalization Process

After checkout, you will receive an email within 15 minutes containing a secure link to enter your personalization details. Please ensure you enter the correct email address at checkout.

You will be asked to provide:

  • Authorized Rights Holder name

  • Subject of Authorized Operations name

  • Date of issuance

No custom messages. The wording stays official.

What You Receive

  • One customized Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus

  • Printed on heavyweight white matte paper, standard 8”x10” size

  • Framed and ready to display

Frame & Print Details

  • Sturdy pine wood frame, includes hanging hardware

  • Shatterproof plexiglass protection

  • Printed on FSC certified or equivalent sustainable paper

  • Printed on demand and shipped ready to gift

This is not just a poster. It is a legal-looking, totally serious, completely unserious document proving that exclusive drilling rights to Uranus have been secured.

Secure the official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, a framed document that appears serious at first glance and becomes very funny once you read it. Designed to look legitimate, absurd, and worthy of wall space.

This is a perfect gift for couples, friends, anniversaries, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates official nonsense with a straight face.

Personalization Process

After checkout, you will receive an email within 15 minutes containing a secure link to enter your personalization details. Please ensure you enter the correct email address at checkout.

You will be asked to provide:

  • Authorized Rights Holder name

  • Subject of Authorized Operations name

  • Date of issuance

No custom messages. The wording stays official.

What You Receive

  • One customized Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus

  • Printed on heavyweight white matte paper, standard 8”x10” size

  • Framed and ready to display

Frame & Print Details

  • Sturdy pine wood frame, includes hanging hardware

  • Shatterproof plexiglass protection

  • Printed on FSC certified or equivalent sustainable paper

  • Printed on demand and shipped ready to gift

This is not just a poster. It is a legal-looking, totally serious, completely unserious document proving that exclusive drilling rights to Uranus have been secured.