Secure your official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, the ultimate gift of cosmic exploration (and innuendo). Whether you’re honoring love, friendship, or just a good laugh, this framed certificate makes your claim look serious enough to hang on the wall forever.
Within 15 minutes after payment, you’ll receive an email with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Authentic Presentation: Each certificate is printed on heavyweight matte stock (200 gsm, 0.22 mm thick) with a smooth, luxurious finish, so your drilling rights look every bit as official as they sound. 20 cm x 25 cm / 8"x10″.
Durable Frame: Crafted from sturdy pine wood, 20–25 mm (0.79–0.98") thick and 10–14 mm (0.4–0.6") wide, built to last longer than your drilling adventures.
Crystal-Clear Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass keeps your claim safe from dust, damage, or jealous onlookers.
Ready to Hang: Comes with a full hanging kit, so you can display your rights to Uranus the moment it arrives.
Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified or equivalent sustainable paper, because drilling Uranus responsibly matters.
On Demand, No Minimums: Printed and shipped only when you order, making every certificate uniquely yours.
This isn’t just a poster. It’s a finely framed, totally serious-looking, completely unserious document proving you’ve secured the rights to drill Uranus, dedicated in honor of someone special.
Disclaimer: This certificate is for novelty and entertainment purposes only. It does not grant any legal ownership or drilling rights recognized under international or U.S. law, nor does it establish any legal, personal, or sexual claim upon the individual named.
After completing your order, you’ll receive an email within 15 minutes with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Secure your official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, the ultimate gift of cosmic exploration (and innuendo). Whether you’re honoring love, friendship, or just a good laugh, this framed certificate makes your claim look serious enough to hang on the wall forever.
Within 15 minutes after payment, you’ll receive an email with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Authentic Presentation: Each certificate is printed on heavyweight matte stock (200 gsm, 0.22 mm thick) with a smooth, luxurious finish, so your drilling rights look every bit as official as they sound. 20 cm x 25 cm / 8"x10″.
Durable Frame: Crafted from sturdy pine wood, 20–25 mm (0.79–0.98") thick and 10–14 mm (0.4–0.6") wide, built to last longer than your drilling adventures.
Crystal-Clear Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass keeps your claim safe from dust, damage, or jealous onlookers.
Ready to Hang: Comes with a full hanging kit, so you can display your rights to Uranus the moment it arrives.
Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified or equivalent sustainable paper, because drilling Uranus responsibly matters.
On Demand, No Minimums: Printed and shipped only when you order, making every certificate uniquely yours.
This isn’t just a poster. It’s a finely framed, totally serious-looking, completely unserious document proving you’ve secured the rights to drill Uranus, dedicated in honor of someone special.
Disclaimer: This certificate is for novelty and entertainment purposes only. It does not grant any legal ownership or drilling rights recognized under international or U.S. law, nor does it establish any legal, personal, or sexual claim upon the individual named.
After completing your order, you’ll receive an email within 15 minutes with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
