Secure your premium, ready-to-hang Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, framed to perfection for maximum legitimacy (and maximum laughs). This isn’t your average novelty poster, this is a museum-quality proclamation of your claim, protected, polished, and primed to hang proudly on any wall.
Within 15 minutes after payment, you’ll receive an email with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Authentic Presentation: Printed on master’s edition, museum-quality paper (250 gsm, 0.29 mm thick), naturally off-white, matte, and uncoated, because only the finest stock is worthy of your drilling rights. 20 cm x 25 cm / 8"x10″.
Premium Frame: Responsibly sourced oak or ash, each with its own unique wood grain, 20 mm (0.79") thick and wide for a stronger presence than the “classic” frames.
Crystal-Clear Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass shields your rights from dust, damage, and jealous onlookers.
Ready to Hang: Includes a complete hanging kit, so you can stake your claim in Uranus the moment it arrives.
Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified or equivalent sustainable paper, because responsible drilling matters.
On Demand, No Minimums: Printed and shipped only when you order, ensuring each certificate is one-of-a-kind.
This isn’t just a poster. It’s a finely framed, utterly serious-looking, totally unserious document proving you’ve secured your official drilling rights to Uranus, dedicated in honor of someone special.
Disclaimer: This certificate is for novelty and entertainment purposes only. It does not grant any legal ownership or drilling rights recognized under international or U.S. law, nor does it establish any legal, personal, or sexual claim upon the individual named.
After completing your order, you’ll receive an email within 15 minutes with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Secure your premium, ready-to-hang Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, framed to perfection for maximum legitimacy (and maximum laughs). This isn’t your average novelty poster, this is a museum-quality proclamation of your claim, protected, polished, and primed to hang proudly on any wall.
Within 15 minutes after payment, you’ll receive an email with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
Authentic Presentation: Printed on master’s edition, museum-quality paper (250 gsm, 0.29 mm thick), naturally off-white, matte, and uncoated, because only the finest stock is worthy of your drilling rights. 20 cm x 25 cm / 8"x10″.
Premium Frame: Responsibly sourced oak or ash, each with its own unique wood grain, 20 mm (0.79") thick and wide for a stronger presence than the “classic” frames.
Crystal-Clear Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass shields your rights from dust, damage, and jealous onlookers.
Ready to Hang: Includes a complete hanging kit, so you can stake your claim in Uranus the moment it arrives.
Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified or equivalent sustainable paper, because responsible drilling matters.
On Demand, No Minimums: Printed and shipped only when you order, ensuring each certificate is one-of-a-kind.
This isn’t just a poster. It’s a finely framed, utterly serious-looking, totally unserious document proving you’ve secured your official drilling rights to Uranus, dedicated in honor of someone special.
Disclaimer: This certificate is for novelty and entertainment purposes only. It does not grant any legal ownership or drilling rights recognized under international or U.S. law, nor does it establish any legal, personal, or sexual claim upon the individual named.
After completing your order, you’ll receive an email within 15 minutes with a link to enter your personalization details for the certificate.
