Turn your car into a rolling declaration of questionable ambition. This magnet pairs the legendary Alexander the Great quote with the Drilling Uranus logo, sending a clear signal that history, destiny, and poor decision making are all riding shotgun with you. It sticks firmly, looks sharp, and instantly upgrades your vehicle from ordinary transportation to mythic chariot of nonsense.
Built from durable vinyl with a matte finish, it handles rain, sun, wind, judgmental stares from other drivers, and whatever cosmic forces try to pry it off your bumper. Move it around whenever your mood shifts or when you want to confuse a new part of town. Either way, your car becomes a conversation starter that nobody was prepared for.
Specs for the historically confused:
10" x 3" magnet
100 percent vinyl
Matte finish
Black magnetic backing
Weather resistant
Blank product sourced from the US
Turn your car into a rolling declaration of questionable ambition. This magnet pairs the legendary Alexander the Great quote with the Drilling Uranus logo, sending a clear signal that history, destiny, and poor decision making are all riding shotgun with you. It sticks firmly, looks sharp, and instantly upgrades your vehicle from ordinary transportation to mythic chariot of nonsense.
Built from durable vinyl with a matte finish, it handles rain, sun, wind, judgmental stares from other drivers, and whatever cosmic forces try to pry it off your bumper. Move it around whenever your mood shifts or when you want to confuse a new part of town. Either way, your car becomes a conversation starter that nobody was prepared for.
Specs for the historically confused:
10" x 3" magnet
100 percent vinyl
Matte finish
Black magnetic backing
Weather resistant
Blank product sourced from the US
