Start your morning like a conqueror, or at least like someone who pretends they read history. This mug features the immortal words attributed to Alexander the Great, which he definitely said if you don’t fact-check it. Sip your coffee, stare into the middle distance, and reflect on your own glorious campaigns, such as replying to three emails or surviving another meeting that should have been an email.
It also comes with a colorful rim and handle, which is exactly what Alexander would have wanted if ceramic mugs existed back then. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and ready to witness all your private victories and catastrophic defeats before 9 a.m.
Details for the scholars:
Ceramic
15 oz dimensions, 4.69″ height, 3.35″ diameter
Lead and BPA free, because we care about your insides more than ancient Macedon ever cared about its soldiers
Colored rim, inside, and handle
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Start your morning like a conqueror, or at least like someone who pretends they read history. This mug features the immortal words attributed to Alexander the Great, which he definitely said if you don’t fact-check it. Sip your coffee, stare into the middle distance, and reflect on your own glorious campaigns, such as replying to three emails or surviving another meeting that should have been an email.
It also comes with a colorful rim and handle, which is exactly what Alexander would have wanted if ceramic mugs existed back then. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and ready to witness all your private victories and catastrophic defeats before 9 a.m.
Details for the scholars:
Ceramic
15 oz dimensions, 4.69″ height, 3.35″ diameter
Lead and BPA free, because we care about your insides more than ancient Macedon ever cared about its soldiers
Colored rim, inside, and handle
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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